Quote Buffet

Memorial Day Weekend 2008 has not only been filled with sunshine and the company of good friends, but also a slew of quality quips worth sharing. Below is a list in no particular order of the weekend's best -- left anonymous to protect the guilty, of course.

"I just ate so much sushi, I feel like I might give birth to a tuna."

"Watch out, geese like shiny objects. They're after your accessories."

"That's a hoegarden over there if I ever saw one!"

"If I could use a condiment in sex, it would be horseradish."

"Bring on the meat!"

"I like guys that can help me carry stuff."

"I'm trying to make more of an effort to be less of a high maintenance bitch."

"You're not fat by any means, but you sure do talk about food a lot."

"She has a one track mind. It's always feeding time for her, kind of like a cow, even though she's 5'2."

"His butt chin is the epitome of all butt chins."

"It's like a Disneyworld of Cheese. Let me now draw your attention to the giant cheese ball that eerily resembles Epcot Center."

"Some women like jewelry. I like carbohydrates."

"Just to let you know, this tastes like lighter fluid."